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Chafing and tension repair duo

Sad Ritual

Self Disclosure Intimacy Serum + Rumination Recovery Balm

Winter’s answer to everything that’s stiff, sore, and dragging you down. The Self Disclosure Intimacy Serum is perfect for easing tension in sensitive, erogenous areas, while the Rumination Recovery Balm tackles the muscle knots and aches that come from bracing yourself against the cold (or life in general). Together, they’re here to remind you that softening up isn’t weakness—it’s self-preservation. 

When to use

When your muscles are tight, your mood is contracted and stiff, and the season’s gloom starts settling into your bones.

Who's it for

For anyone carrying the weight of the world in their body or skin as tension, discomfort or pain—or just tired of pretending everything is fine when it clearly isn’t.

Regular price $46.00 USD $36.80
Regular price $70.00 USD Sale price $46.00 USD
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  • Vegan
  • Cruelty-free
  • Silicone & Alcohol Free
  • Dermatologist tested
  • Non hormone-disrupting
  • Mental Health Expert Approved
  • Gluten Free
  • Paraben Fre
  • Silicone-Free
  • Synthetic Fragrance Free
  • Pregnancy Safe
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The Ritual

This doesn’t promise to fix winter blues, but it does promise to make it feel a lot softer. Think of it as your body’s way of saying, “Finally, some relief.”

  1. Apply the Self Disclosure Intimacy Serum to those delicate, sensitive areas that deserve a little TLC. The bottle’s question—*What do I feel when I touch myself?*—might seem bold, but hey, it’s your moment. Feel free to explore without judgment.  
  2. Massage the Rumination Recovery Balm into your knots, aches, and pains. Reflect on the jar’s question: *What stories do you tell yourself about yourself?* Maybe it’s time to stop telling the one where you have to carry all the tension, all the time.  
  3. Breathe. Feel that tension start to melt—along with the excuse that you don’t have time for this kind of thing.